That mysterious “Cloverfield” trailer before “Transformers”

Anyone who sat through the trailers of Transformers are probably wondering what the hell the new J.J. Abrams movie is about. Everybody is calling it Cloverfield, so I guess I’ll stick with that. It’s supposedly some monster movie from the perspective of people with a hand helds and only has 1 picture on its website. People have been blabbing on and on about it being that monster from Lost or another Godzilla. They’re all wrong, obviously. It’s a live action My Little Pony.

  • Bastardly: A British actress called Brooke Kinsella was also in a bikini.
  • CityRag: Katie Holmes has man hands.
  • Drunken Stepfather: Jenny McCarthy did the bikini thing too.
  • Bossip: Rihanna and Beyonce are going head to head for best R&B artist.
  • Attuworld: A $250K robotic toilet may put stop to ‘illegal sex’.
  • UseMyComputer: Kristen Bell boogies on the red carpet.
  • Celebitchy: ‘Transformers’ Michael Bay blogs his anger.
  • Horny Oyster: Candice Michelle WWE shoot
  • Celebslam: Anne Hathaway, umm, walks down some steps.
  • Holy Moly: Simpsons creator Matt Groening wants Madonna to be on his show. Probably to make fun of her.
  • SOW: Matthew McCounaughey is spending too much time in the sun
  • College Humor: 50,000 bottle rockets.
  • ASL: Hayden Panettiere Sings an Uplifting Song
  • TC: Paris Hilton gives good advice.
  • DH: Kate Moss tossed Pete Doherty on his ass
  • College Humor: Die Hard has a music video.
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