Anyone who sat through the trailers of Transformers are probably wondering what the hell the new J.J. Abrams movie is about. Everybody is calling it Cloverfield, so I guess I’ll stick with that. It’s supposedly some monster movie from the perspective of people with a hand helds and only has 1 picture on its website. People have been blabbing on and on about it being that monster from Lost or another Godzilla. They’re all wrong, obviously. It’s a live action My Little Pony.

  • Bastardly: A British actress called Brooke Kinsella was also in a bikini.
  • CityRag: Katie Holmes has man hands.
  • Drunken Stepfather: Jenny McCarthy did the bikini thing too.
  • Bossip: Rihanna and Beyonce are going head to head for best R&B artist.
  • Attuworld: A $250K robotic toilet may put stop to ‘illegal sex’.
  • UseMyComputer: Kristen Bell boogies on the red carpet.
  • Celebitchy: ‘Transformers’ Michael Bay blogs his anger.
  • Horny Oyster: Candice Michelle WWE shoot
  • Celebslam: Anne Hathaway, umm, walks down some steps.
  • Holy Moly: Simpsons creator Matt Groening wants Madonna to be on his show. Probably to make fun of her.
  • SOW: Matthew McCounaughey is spending too much time in the sun
  • College Humor: 50,000 bottle rockets.
  • ASL: Hayden Panettiere Sings an Uplifting Song
  • TC: Paris Hilton gives good advice.
  • DH: Kate Moss tossed Pete Doherty on his ass
  • College Humor: Die Hard has a music video.