America bans Lily Allen

The U.S. has stripped Lily Allen of her work visa, effectively banning her from the country. In town to film a music video with Kanye West and to attend a MTV VMA nomination party, the 22-year-old singer was searched and questioned by Los Angeles officials Sunday night due to a March high-kicking of a photographer in Melbourne. The ban jeopardizes her September tour of the states.

They can do this, but they can’t ban Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton? I don’t care if all three are citizens. Better yet, I dug three 10-ft deep holes in my backyard. Can we just push them in there? Hm, that would be premeditated wouldn’t it. What if they “tripped” and “fell” into the holes. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Hint, hint.

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16 years ago

Shouldn’t one wait a little longer, until she’s a bigger star, to sport the whole uninhibited, bad-girl image?