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Andy Dick still alive, still a douchebag

Andy Dick

Last weekend at the Funny Bone Comedy Club, 41-year-old Andy Dick continued his reign of douchebaggery, pissing everyone off.

Stroupe, the club’s managing partner, said the 41-year-old actor-comedian made inappropriate comments while on stage, groped patrons, took women into the men’s room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.

Not only that, but instead of making his morning flight to L.A. like a normal person, Dick was across town being cited by police for urinating on the sidewalk.

Jesus, this guy is a screw-up. I hereby decree that Andy Dick be punched in the face on sight before he starts humping your leg or grabbing your nuts. He’s like a poorly trained, bi-sexual dog with a permanent boner. He makes chemical castration seem humane and I’m not talking about chemical castration caused by drugs. I’m talking about chemical castration caused by pouring acid on your genitals and then smashing it with a sledgehammer to make sure the job is done.

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His last name is so appropriate, don’t you think?

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In more ways than one.

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