Bridget Moynahan gave birth Wednesday to a healthy baby boy in LA. This is her and ex-boyfriend Tom Brady’s first child. The New England Patriots quarterback called it is a “very joyous, happy situation.” Translation: “God damnit.”
Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan separated after three years in December. He is currently dating Gisele Bundchen who, earlier this year, was also rumored to be pregnant although those claims were proven false.
There’s no word on whether or not unresolved issues exist between the two models. I hope there are and that they decide to settle their differences in the octagon. The octagon of chocolate pudding.
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