Britney Spears drives around aimlessly
Contrary to a report yesterday that Britney Spears was taking her kids out of the country, OK! Magazine says she’s still in L.A. and still acting strange. Yesterday, Britney took her kids on a two hour, non-stop car ride through Beverly Hills.
She drove 20 miles north up the 101 freeway in rush hour traffic toward the community of Calabasas. “The kids were in the back of the car and Britney just seemed to be driving aimlessly,” says an eyewitness tells OK! “She was going up and down random streets in different neighborhoods.”
And all you people probably thought Britney finally lost it. Boy, were you wrong. Turns out she’s actually the poster girl for sanity. In your face America. In. Your. Face.
KISS FM also played a new Britney song. Why don’t you just listen to it over here. I dare you.
Meh. That’s not even half crazy. Check out any suburban neighborhood during nap time/bed time and you’ll see moms in mini vans hoping to lull the little ankle biters to sleep. I’m betting that Britney has a tougher time than most with naps and all what with the Red Bull in their bottles and all.
She is such a lost sole.
Would it hurt to properly play with them? Feed them properly? Refrain from acting like an idiot by driving them to boredom to sleep? Before nap,, She should have them dancing about for a half hour to nursery songs, then to the bathroom, drinks and a cottage cheese and fruit snack.. laying down on mats or a bed hearing a story.. and the room darkened, let them nap no longer than a hour and up for happy fun with whomever controls the toys and games with patience.
She was probably just leading the meddlesome paps on a wild goose chase. Good for you, Brit. LOL