Britney Spears has a surprise for you

Britney Spears is planning to have her big comeback performance at the MTV Video Music Awards and it’s going to rock your world. In the words of one insider, it will be “shocking!” Us explains,

One early idea that was canned?
Performing “My Prerogative” amid a medley of hits, as images of exes Justin Timberlake, 26, and Kevin Federline, 29, and other gossip fodder flashed on a screen behind her.

Maybe she can juggle her two babies with a live chainsaw. That would be kind of shocking too. Either way, expect to be bombarded by waves of belly fat jiggling across your screen. I don’t know about you, but that’s exactly why I bought my 75 inch HDTV. That and porn.