Ben Stiller’s tells InStyle magazine that his wife, Christine Taylor, likes to hide and scare him. Possibly killing him with a heart attack and then stealing his wallet. I made that last part up. Maybe. Stiller recounts,
“She likes to hide around our house, like in our closet, and jump out at me. I’m easily alarmed. I think I’m literally going to have a heart attack”
Christine Taylor can hide in my closet and jump out at me any time. Can she fit? I have a lot of junk in there. I don’t want her to suffocate. That would be bad. The guy at the dump told me I couldn’t throw away anymore rugs and those things are impossible to push down a garbage chute.
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