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Christine Taylor is 12

Ben Stiller’s tells InStyle magazine that his wife, Christine Taylor, likes to hide and scare him. Possibly killing him with a heart attack and then stealing his wallet. I made that last part up. Maybe. Stiller recounts,

“She likes to hide around our house, like in our closet, and jump out at me. I’m easily alarmed. I think I’m literally going to have a heart attack”

Christine Taylor can hide in my closet and jump out at me any time. Can she fit? I have a lot of junk in there. I don’t want her to suffocate. That would be bad. The guy at the dump told me I couldn’t throw away anymore rugs and those things are impossible to push down a garbage chute.

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Nicolina
Nicolina
16 years ago

Are these pics recent? Last time I saw Ben Stiller he had grey hair and it totally made me want him pretty bad. I’m not liking the Just For Men look here, if it is recent.

Nicolina
Nicolina
16 years ago

Shitty, the pics I saw were like, in Jan. Weak.

chewy
chewy
16 years ago

christine’s hands look larger than normal. is that because ben stiller is smaller?

opp
opp
16 years ago

she is hot..funny man is lucky to have her..

chewy
chewy
16 years ago

@victor

large hands = large penis? wow, that means ben stiller is gay.

@opp

supposedly, humor wins over the women..time for me to start working on the jokes..