Bam Margera is an idiot and, surprise, so is his uncle Don Vito. In February of this year, Vito molested three underage girls. Details weren’t released at the time and everyone sort of forgot about it, but it’s out there again today as Vito faces 12 counts of violating probation.
He is accused of grabbing the buttocks of a 12-year-old girl and the breasts of two other girls, ages 12 and 14. Margera pleaded not guilty and is free on $50,000 bond; he faces six years in prison if convicted. Prosecutors announced the bail-violation charges yesterday, but no details were released.
This guy has problems. He looks like he’s in a perpetual stupor. I wouldn’t let him near a dog park let alone a school yard because he’ll grab anything with tits. You could put Vito in a morgue and he’d be squeezing the boobs of dead girls. Jesus, this guy is creepy.
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