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Elisha Cuthbert single, Paris Hilton not a whore?

Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert has broken up with her N.Y. Ranger fianceé Sean Avery after more than two years together. Avery decided to make the most out of his newfound freedom by hitting on Paris Hilton.

“He hit on her three times, but every time, Paris would give him disgusted looks and move away from his creepy shoulder-brushing and close-talking ways,” said our snitch. The rebuffed Avery hit on other blonds. “You could tell he just wanted to hook up,” said the spy.

Nonsense. Sweet talking Paris Hilton into having sex with you should be as easy as convincing a kid you have candy in your car. Christ, it’s not like you’re trying to find a cure for cancer. You would have a harder time tying your shoe. Sorry, Sean Avery. You fail at life.

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lololololol…hands down the funniest damn thing i’ve read in a while! shot down by Paris, congrats Sean…you’ve just officially become Screech from “saved by the bell” well done dumbass!! lol

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In the back of my mind I know this will never happen, but I’m just itching to see Elisha Cuthbert use some of those Jack Bauer torture techniques on Paris, just for lying in that Larry King interview.

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