George Clooney was dwarfed by Tilda Swinton when she wore her heels to some event that I don’t know the name of. I think it was the Mostra Internazionale D’arte Cinematografica. A place where artists go to debut their films and get blown by effervescent, petite blonds. Or was that Cannes? Eh, either way, I think you get blown by someone. That’s a prerequisite for any film festival.