Gwen Stefani was in Hawaii over the weekend in a bikini thing looking good. Surprising because she was pregnant a while ago. Usually people are too lazy to lose that baby fat, but still dress like they did when they were hot. Sort of pathetic and easy to make fun of which is good for me. Gwen Stefani, on the other hand, is hard to make fun of. I can give it a try though. Hm, oh, look at that stomach. I see a millimeter of pudge. What a fatty. Why don’t you go stuff your face with some more cake, piggy.