What the hell is going on here? This is supposed to be Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of the September issue of W magazine. Except, it doesn’t look anything like her at all. I could put a Woody Allen mask on a mountain lion and it would look more like Gwyneth than this. They might as well have drawn semen dripping out of her mouth with MS Paint. I hear that sort of stuff attracts a lot of readers. More ridiculousness after the jump.
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