Jack Nicholson has been drinking a lot of water lately. Not because he’s thirsty, but because his saliva glands have stopped functioning. A source tells Page Six that Jack has to continually drink or he won’t be able to swallow anything.
That sucks for Jack. I don’t know what I’d do without my saliva glands. We’re really close and share this kind of “bond” if you will. I’d be so lost. I might even die. Don’t ever leave me saliva glands. Sniffle.
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