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Jena Malone in a bikini in Australia

Jena Malone

The only reason I know who Jena Malone is is because she was in Donnie Darko. Well, here she is in Queensland, Australia shooting The Ruins. A horror movie about killer vines. Yes, killer vines.

A group of friends whose leisurely Mexican holiday takes a turn for the worse when they, along with a fellow tourist embark on a remote archaeological dig in the jungle, where something evil lives among the ruins.

Vines? Vines?! I don’t care if it’s based on a book. It sounds lame. The only saving grace would be if they had vine rape or attempted vine rape (thanks MPAA). That’s a scary situation. One time I fell asleep for 20 years and it almost happened to me. Good thing I woke up and moved five feet away.

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rassoul
rassoul
12 years ago

hi. i am freind of you from land of culture and beauty. in middel east.
nothing is worth in the world that a girl or women show her nail to him.

yo momma
yo momma
12 years ago

um. hey assholes do you know what fuck waste is? Well then I’ll have Johnny Appleseed plant a apple seed in your ASSSSSS HHOOOLLLEEESSS.

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