ESC

Jena Malone in a bikini in Australia

Jena Malone

The only reason I know who Jena Malone is is because she was in Donnie Darko. Well, here she is in Queensland, Australia shooting The Ruins. A horror movie about killer vines. Yes, killer vines.

A group of friends whose leisurely Mexican holiday takes a turn for the worse when they, along with a fellow tourist embark on a remote archaeological dig in the jungle, where something evil lives among the ruins.

Vines? Vines?! I don’t care if it’s based on a book. It sounds lame. The only saving grace would be if they had vine rape or attempted vine rape (thanks MPAA). That’s a scary situation. One time I fell asleep for 20 years and it almost happened to me. Good thing I woke up and moved five feet away.

Jena Malone bikiniJena Malone bikiniJena Malone bikiniJena Malone bikiniJena Malone bikiniJena Malone bikiniJena Malone bikiniJena Malone bikiniJena Malone bikiniJena Malone bikini

Latest
Load more