You can thank whatever store Jessica Alba was shopping in the other day because they kept it cold. Presumably for days like this where Jessica Alba thinks it’s a good idea to shop in only a beater. This is why I keep my room at 55 degrees Farenheit. One of these days, man, Jessica Alba is going to walk in here without a bra and the only thing keeping me from her nipples will be a thin piece of cotton and pepper spray.
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