Kevin Federline has a jobby job

I wrote that title just for K-Fed because he’s always wanted to be a rapper and that’ll the closest he’ll ever get. You can thank Snoop Dogg for that. Anyway, People reports Kevin Federline has landed a gig on the probably soon to be canceled One Tree Hill for a multi-story arc. The Great White Hope will play the lead singer of a rock band named after my mantra, No Means Yes. His character, Jason, is described as a “cocky, energetic frontman”. CW seems to really love this guy.

Schwahn acknowledges “people will say this smells of stunt casting” because of Federline’s “really high public persona right now.”

“I have to honestly say he was a good fit for the character,” says Schwahn. “I don’t know anything about the kid but he seemed very sweet and very sincere about working hard and embracing the opportunity. It’s just about being good in the role.”

Thank God I don’t watch this show. Because, not only would I be a 13-year-old teeny-bopper, I’d also have to kill myself. Although, knowing that I’m a 13-year-old teeny-bopper, I’ll probably fail at that too and have to look at my Justin Timberlake poster for guidance. Oh, JT. Whatever shall I do?

Note: I’m really disappointed at the lack of Kevin Federline pictures lately. Hasn’t he tried to wrestle a dolphin yet?

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Ms. Sugar Walls
16 years ago

K-fraud sucks!