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Lily Allen hid in a plastic bag

Lily Allen

To avoid the paparazzi after leaving London club Punk last night, Lily Allen hopped into a plastic bag which her friends had to carry 50 yards to her car. No, really. 150 feet for those of you too lazy to do the math. That’s half a football field. She’s like some sort of cartoon slave driver. Pretty soon she’ll be hitting people in the face with a frying pan. If my friend asked me to carry their ass in an over-sized plastic bag, I’d carry them all the way to the pier and dump them. Have fun swimming in the dark, jerk.

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NEVERMIND LILLY ALLEN OR WHAT EVER HER NAME IS…….LOOK AT THE STATE OF THOSE HORRID BLACK TIGHTS, WITH HOLES IN….IF SHE WERE MY DAUGHTER THOSE TIGHTS WOULD BE HISTORY!!

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I agree ..those Tights are disgusting ,young women today have no morals

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Lily Allen is a tool. And her friends are morons. I, personally, would have dragged that bag on every jagged rock I could find, until she was goog and bloodied.

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