A mere 36 hours before her May 26th DUI bust, Lindsay Lohan told Elle magazine she was a responsible woman who would never drink and drive.
“They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate. … I’m much more responsible than that.”
To be fair, you don’t plan to drive drunk. It just happens. Like love and unwanted pregnancies.
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