In all likelihood, the DA will not file cocaine charges against Lindsay Lohan for her May 24 DUI bust nor will she be charged with cocaine possession and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility for her July 24 arrest. Fear not though, she may be charged with two misdemeanor DUIs which carries a minimum of 4 days in jail. Gee, ouch. TMZ finishes,
That basically leaves misdemeanor DUI charges for both incidents. If Lohan is found guilty of both, she’d have to serve a minimum of four days in jail, and that beats prison, baby!
And we’re told Lohan’s mega-lawyer Blair Berk and prosecutors have been talking a lot and that spells a possible plea bargain.
Whew, that was a close one. I thought Los Angeles was turning soft, but their hardboiled approach to justice has not wavered. I think we can both agree, spending a month in Utah biking and hiking is punishment enough. I’m sure the DA took into consideration that Utah is boring. It’s pretty much like being in jail except for the four concrete walls, steel bars, bare cot and the fact that you can leave anytime you want. Other than that, it’s the same thing.
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