Paris has changed

Paris Hilton Playboy

Paris attended the Playboy Mansion party dressed like this, naturally. Although the ex-con traded in her bible for Agent Provocateur lingerie, she really has changed. Instead of inviting revelers to an all you can eat buffet between her thighs at the end of the night, the socialite hid under a coat to escape the ravaging eyes of the public. I will not lie to you. After witnessing Paris’ magical transformation before my very eyes, I was touched. So touched, in fact, that I slapped the first little girl I saw and yelled, “Why can’t you be more like Paris, you slut!”

Source = Daily Mail

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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