Paris leaves, Diaz whines

Paris Hilton

Wanting to get away from the paparazzi and gawkers, Paris Hilton has sold her Spanish-style 1920’s Hollywood home in only 10 days for $4.25 million. Her neighbors, who spent a day in hell when Paris was under house arrest, are relieved to say the least. No one asked, but Cameron Diaz, who lives nearby (pfft, yea right, probably in the next county), voiced her opinion anyway.

“There were 10 helicopters above her house, which I live not too far from. I was like, ‘Could you please keep it down?’ We all suffer when Paris suffers,” Diaz said.

The reporter begrudgingly thanked Cameron for her useless input and attempted an escape only to find Diaz was unwilling to let go of the microphone. As a relentless tug of war ensued, Cameron Diaz shouted, “You want soundbites? I can give you soundbites! Listen. Listen. Wait! Oh God, please. Put me on TV.”

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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