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Psst Hilary Duff, I can see your vagina

Hilary Duff performed in Anaheim, California late last week wearing some really short shorts without underwear and I think she flashed the audience. I can’t be too sure if what I’m seeing is a vagina or a trick of light or just really gripping underwear. I only have these medical books to go off of ever since my neighbor canceled his Playboy subscription. It’s really hard to tell when things aren’t labeled properly. Anyway, just pretend this is Hilary Duff’s vagina. For future reference, when you’re performing on stage and everyone is looking up at you, it’s probably a good idea to invest in some panties. Also, my text book says she should watch out for yeast infections. Those things are gross. The first one is NSFW. Super high res here if you want to double check.

Update: I think we should vote.

  1. Labia
  2. Underwear
  3. Top of her shorts
  4. An armadillo

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lee mitchell
16 years ago

Well…just as long as she doesn’t call her Vagina “lil’ Duff”, I’m alright with it.

darren
darren
16 years ago

or call her vagina “Muff Duff”

Funkadelicious
Funkadelicious
16 years ago

Sorry… that’s SO just the top of the shorts leg & panties. No cooter there. I should know.

Anonymous
Anonymous
16 years ago

A vagina is internal. If anything, you’re seeing her vulva.

Will
Will
16 years ago

Nope, That’s a ‘skort’. A combination skirt and shorts. the first picture shows the hemline and crease, not what ya’ll think it is.

chewy
chewy
16 years ago

if it is her vagina, i’m sure joel madden will be interested. since he’s never seen it before…

and if it is just a skort, who cares? if you fold it up just right, you can still make love to it.

he he..uhh, hello??

Emily
16 years ago

I also think it’s just her underwear. I carefully inspected the high res. Nice try, though. You’ve got a keen eye!

Dopeshat
Dopeshat
16 years ago

I thought the question was whether it was her vagina. Why is everyone concerned with whether it is a skirt or a skort. You can still see up the side of a skort.

theresa
theresa
16 years ago

idk its blurred out 4 me

JohnnyG
JohnnyG
16 years ago

Super Hi-Res doesn’t exist:

Sorry, this image does not exist.
Maybe you would like to upload a new image?

NO COPYRIGHT. NO LICENSE.

Wanker
Wanker
16 years ago

Sorry, paedophiles. That’s simply the hemline of her shorts. Note that these are shorts, not a culotte or bizarre skirt. There’s a well defined line between left and right leg. We are looking up her right pant leg. The dark area at the bottom is the overlapped fabric making the hem. The lighter fabric at the top – the alleged panties and/or naked crotch, is simply the light going through the single layer of fabric. And her quasi-slutty, semi goth, I’m so sophisticated look is just not very attractive. Her look was so blonde and so pretty that someone convinced… Read more »

Kman
Kman
16 years ago

Who cares? What you think it is then think it. If it gets you horny then get horny! I just like it!

biff
biff
16 years ago

Not sure that’s a vag…. Looks wrong somehow…

Burt
Burt
16 years ago

That can’t be a vag! It’s not centered. Has to be panties plus vag, maybe?!

rsj
rsj
16 years ago

No 1

MisMoe
MisMoe
16 years ago

I want to see the d picture to decide for myself…!!!!!!!!! Why is it blurred out????!!!!!!!!!?

Hil's Gyno
Hil's Gyno
16 years ago

From someone who doesn’t need a textbook to confirm what a vagina looks like, it is absolutely, definitely, 100%……………… the inside stitching of her shorts. Hilary may be making some interesting image choices lately, but after going to all the trouble of making an album called “Dignity” she’s (hopefully) not going to make a dumb mistake like that. Then again, shorts like that is plenty to give the front row a thrill!!!! ps “Quasi-slutty”? Did you see her maxim layout? Compared to what other girls usually wear in that mag, she’s practically wearing a full-length robe with matching chastity belt.… Read more »