Rehab really worked for Amy Winehouse

Not even reaching a full 2 days, Amy Winehouse dramatically left rehab yesterday and took a helicopter to London for a brain scan before planning a night out with friends.

Doctors ordered Amy, 23, to have the brain scan after she had a seizure during her overdose. It will reveal whether the singer has a form of epilepsy – which could have been undetected until now.

Aw, man. I knew it had to be a form of epilepsy. That’s why she overdosed and almost died. Once again, science has failed to diagnose a preexisting condition causing another young individual to unnecessarily check herself into rehab. Screw you science.

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16 years ago

Call House. Emergency in Examine Room One. Someone refused Rehab.