Scarlett Johansson said she would love to have kids one day and that she’ll probably adopt.
‘I would love to have kids. I haven’t really figured it out yet. And I would like to adopt children.’
She added: ‘I think I’m tender with them, I get along with them really well and being around children makes me feel feel like I’m nine years old again.’
That sucks for the kid. When he’s in high school, all the other kids will ask him what it was like to suckle on Scarlett Johansson’s breasts. After he tells them he’s adopted, oh man, a beating of a lifetime. They should ask me instead. I’m not one to kiss and tell, but if you must know, they tasted papery. Actually, the Maxim one was papery, the FHM one had a hint of cologne.
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