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Stephen Belafonte killed a duck

Amid rumors of Stephen Belafonte’s past transgressions, a warrant has been issued for his arrest. He was ordered to pay a $60,000 fine in New Jersey for killing a duck with a brick, but fled. He’ll be arrested if he ever returns to that area.

You know, they say he did this, but I’m not so sure. The duck probably ran into the brick or fell down the stairs and landed under the brick. Stephen’s a good guy. Really.

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