Earlier reports indicated OK! Magazine paid $400,000 for those Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s sex pictures for their personal collection to whack off to to protect the couple. Today, a couple shots from the set showed up. Although not the sex pictures, it is Vanessa Minnillo naked. Or an unshaven Cabbage Patch doll with wonky nipples. I don’t know. I was never too good at these guessing games. Pictures are NSFW of course.
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She’s annoying as hell but, hey — she’s got nothin’ to be ashamed of there!
Yuk! Her body is not that hot. Bad boob job and shapless, manly body. Her face is fat and scary looking and she needs a good waxing! Nick isn’t look to hot, either.