Britney Spears has new eyes

Face it. Britney Spears is no longer hot. No matter how many kittens you sacrifice, sexy Britney will never come back. Two kids have wrecked her body and she literally doesn’t have the stamina to return to her glory days. See that mystery stain underneath her three chins? It’ll be there for the rest of her life. A lot of times, inmates will tattoo tear drops next to their eyes as a symbol for loss. Britney might as well do the same. Except, her tattoo will be of saliva dribbling from the corner of her mouth to symbolize hunger. Because she’s always hungry.

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Buddy Morrissey
Buddy Morrissey
16 years ago

Ah, the harsh truth of the camera eye… Britney looks like the meth-addicted trailer trash she is at heart. Sad that her mother is looking hotter than her…

God certainly has a twisted sense of humor-otherwise Justin Timberlake would be cleaning toilets at McDonalds or getting assraped in the slammer; Paris and Lindsey would blowing bums at the Greyhound station ’cause they needed the cash(instead of doing it for sport).