Face it. Britney Spears is no longer hot. No matter how many kittens you sacrifice, sexy Britney will never come back. Two kids have wrecked her body and she literally doesn’t have the stamina to return to her glory days. See that mystery stain underneath her three chins? It’ll be there for the rest of her life. A lot of times, inmates will tattoo tear drops next to their eyes as a symbol for loss. Britney might as well do the same. Except, her tattoo will be of saliva dribbling from the corner of her mouth to symbolize hunger. Because she’s always hungry.