Britney Spears’ VMA performance was awesome
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…if you liked seeing an over-the-hill mother of two badly lip sync and flop around in her bra and panties to a lukewarm single acting like she was high. Because that s**t is hot. It’s like, instead of watching porn, you were watching a stabbing victim crawling to the phone to dial 911. You feel like you should help, but you gotta know if they’re going to make it or not. In Britney’s case, she didn’t. I think she drowned in a pool of her own blood.
Also, as you can see, there were no mirrors and no Criss Angel. The only thing to disappear last night was a dozen donuts in Britney’s dressing room and her self-respect. Do those go hand in hand?
On another note, I once again did not get my invite to the MTV VMAs. I really should become a gay blogger with flamboyantly dyed hair. Then again, maybe the invite got lost in the mail. Yea, that’s probably it. Why wouldn’t I be invited? I have nothing but nice things to say and I’m even potty trained. Meaning, my pee goes into the toilet now instead of down the side of my leg. No more awkward moments!
Just for fun I put up a video of Britney Spears at the 2001 VMAs peforming Slave 4 U after the pics. Contrast and compare my friends.
Oh, please. I’m actually feeling sorry for her…This is pathetic. Can someone put a stop to this non sense? Like shooting her?
Britney Spears, You have just gone and blown and any future you had in the music buisness.You not only embarrassed yourself last night with that ridiculous performance.You gave a huge smack in the face to the real artist out their struggling to make it.You had absolutely know buisness performing last night.The britney spears from a few years back would be truley disgusted with what happend lst night,You once were the biggest star around,but now your just a joke.Britney you have tarnished your once amazing career.Its over britney take what ever dignity you have left and bow out gracefuly retire,and move… Read more »
i wonder if Ms. Spears hits this site ’cause she should read what “corey” wrote. i haven’t watched the performance and i’m kinda afraid to…i should wait until my lunch is digested, me thinks…
1st- the song is SO VERY stupid that it would be impossible for ANYONE to make any type of decent performance out of it … 2nd- At this point Brit is just a sad FAT, OUT-OF-SHAPE SLUG, she can barely move around … it was like watching one of those chubby burlesque women from the 1800’s strutting around stage, praying not to fall down … Once again, a VERY pathetic and sorrowful showing by Brit-Brit … Hopefully this one will be the last and she will stop getting hired and being forced on the public by IDIOT producers who think… Read more »
wow. i watched the performance and…words cannot describe the suck-ness of it. there were so many things wrong with that performance starting with the song itself followed closely by the fact that Britney’s “backup” dancers were all smaller than her – including the guys – and the fact that every one of them looked 10 times more skilled at dancing than she did. did she actually dance? all i saw her do was walk around acting like she just took a mean bong rip followed by the rolling of her torso. i do like the confused look on 50 Cent’s… Read more »
you know what all yall blow ass hole! brittany Spears is awesome and her songs good to..even tho this wasnt her best performance!! just because you are ugly fat fuckers that have nothing better to do with ur time i just had to tell u how lame ur life must be soo f**k yall brittany is AWESOME!!
I think that she became a star and was very good at it. She got messed up with that loser and all her hopes and dreams were crushed. She came back after everything she has been through, so I got to give her credit. I think her performance wasn’t as great as her past ones, but ya know people change. She’s rich and probably doesn’t really care about anything but her fans and work. So there’s really no point of making fun of her because she got alot going on in her life just like anyone else. Be real and… Read more »
Britney’s performance and her present situation is what we call a cursed. She didn’t perform in Mexico a few years back and the Mexicans cursed her for leaving thousands of fans waiting for her performance. I bet she would really like to perform for them now but i pretty much doubt they want to see her now. Before she didn’t want to share sits with the common people and now she is worst than a crack head.
Next time don’t let the fame get to you Brit! If you ever get it back!
all i have to say is damn that bitch needs to be slapped 4 that horrible performance. She has gone down hill, and she does need more…. HELP that is. she has truly lost her mind, poor girl…
Oh come on–if you call your late 20s over the hill!! Props to Brit for getting out there and shakin’ her mommy booty!! And come on if we all had bodies as sexy as that we would be in great shape, and not the most obese country in the world!! People just give it up if you want to criticize someone for trying then go look in the mirror because that right there is sickening.. Someone who sits at home all day on the computer with nothing better to do than criticize a mother of two for wanting to be… Read more »
I think britney still rocks, she just needs a ggod advice, and people that will really support her. I stiil believe she can turn back in to that awesome great star she is. Britney do not put your head down, we all have bad times but there is always help out there. Heads up Britney!! You are still a good performer, you just need to light up that spark, that is hidding in there!!!
I would love to know where the dancers buy these fantastic tight fit leather pants.
That is the most interesting thing I find in this performance.
Does anybody know?
Renate from Germany
PLEASE GIVE HER A BREAK
SHE IS THE MOTHER OF 2 AND IS IN GOOD SHAPE.
SHE DID NOT SEEM DRUNK OR DRUGGED OUT BUT NERVOUS IN MY OPINION.
I REALLY FEEL THAT BRITNEY IS A GOOD PERFORMER AND EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS NOT AT HER GREATEST IN THIS LAST PERFORMANCE SHE WILL SHOW US HOW CAPABLE SHE IS AGAIN. I WISHED THAT WE ALL KNEW BETTER IN ORDER NOT TO PUT PEOPLE DOWN JUST BECAUSE THEY MAKE OR MADE SOME MISTAKES. WE ALL GO THROUGH TOUGH TIMES, THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT MOST OF THE TIMES WE HAVE FRIENDS OR FAMILY THAT HELP US OUT. WE ALL SHOULD THINK OF HOW WE WOULD FEEL IF INSTEAD THE ONLY SUPPORT WE RECIEVED WERE CRITISISM. I WISH THE BEST FOR YOU… Read more »
I am not a big fan of Britney But. First off just cause she is not a size O doesn’t mean she is not sexy. She could have probably could have found something more flattering to wear but she wasn’t disgusting in anyway to the eye. As for her performance, did you actually see those heels she was in. Your lucky she could walk in them never mind dance in them. She isn’t going down hill, she just made a few bad choices. Had she had better shoes on oh and better coreography I believe she would have been much… Read more »
I think that it was a slopy performance. Her music sounds good but her performance is not the same. It could simply be that she hasnt performed in a while, wasnt prepared, or maybe she just cant do what she used to before her kids. To some people she is just simply a “Has been trying to hard to come back to what she used to be”, but I believe that maybe she just needs to put more effort in her future performances and maybe she will be looked at again as “Britney Spears” the star.
I wish people would leave her alone. She’s had TWO children. She looks much better than the average female out there. MTV DID exploit her and they ought to be ashamed of themselves. Yes, Britney is old enough to make her own decisions but she’s obviously very vulnerable at this moment. Just lay off her back!!!
britney spears is awesome?? okay?? yeah, props to her for going out there and shaking her ass in less than flattering clothes, but i think she should focus more on being a MOM and taking care of her kids rather than going out and trying to make a comeback.
Okay, so this isn’t her best performance. Come on though people. I am sure that the self esteem isn’t there like it used to be. She has been through a lot lately. I know that isn’t an excuse, but just give her a break. I was a huge Britney fan back in the 90’s, and I think I still hold a little soft spot for her. BTW, as for her body, I wish I could look like that. I did after my first baby but not second. She is still a hottie. Kudos for getting out there Britney.
I am sorry, but America as a whole is SO over Britney, she has crapped in her nest too many times, her performance was completely amateurish!! She used to be quite a performer, but oh, Lord, she SUCKED at the VMAs!! I was shocked to hear the audience screaming and applauding. Seriously…I would have booed that shoddy act! I for one am on sensory overload when it comes to Britney and all the bimbos like her! (Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richey, Paris Hilton, etc.) And that’s all I have to say about that…
I love the fact that all these aholes put her down and say she’s fat and out of shape.
98% of them would never get the chance to be with anyone that is even close to looking as good as her.
I don’t feel sorry for her, but it’s not right that she has to be dogged like she is.
She has problems, but so do the rest of us!
I wish that everyone would STOP giving Britney Spears “a break!” She has brought this on herself. People keep saying that she is a mother of two and needs people to lay off but that is the precise reason people need to be more critical! How many other mothers (celebrity or not) have you heard of that go out MORE after they have children then when they were childless. She is now responsible for two human lives and seems to disregard that fact in just the same way she disregarded her so-called “comeback.” We have all seen the famous drivers… Read more »
ok, nevermind what she looks like, or that she treats her children like accessories. can she PLEASE remember to put on some underwear?? all she needs to do is hire someone who’s only job is to make sure she wears some.
they sell nipple tape that cover up nipples right?? do they not sell vaginal tape to cover up wayward vaginas? maybe an emergency 10 pack in her purse..that’s all i ask..
I’ll I gotta say is that Britney does not need to dance to prove herself. All she has to do is show up. She is fuckin HOT!!! And she has a beautiful voice!! And a great deal of sex appeal. Her song is sexy & HOT! Rock on Girl, no one could ever replace you! You are a legend in the music business & you will always be, you hot sexy thang. She will always be cool for who she is just b/c she is Britney Spears! Rock on Britney Bitch! Your come back was awesome!
All you assholes out there putting down Britney are a bunch of jealous losers who at one time felt inadequate because of her beauty and yes, talent. Just because she had a breakdown at the tender age of 25, does not justify all the negative and cruel comments written about her. She has achieved more in her young life than 99.9% of the population! She will always be RICH and PRETTY and you jealous bitches can’t stand that! By the way, she CAN lose the weight you know. Unfortunately, for most of you, weight can be a temporary problem, but… Read more »