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Diddy won’t play your mind games

Sean

Sean “Diddy” Combs was offended the other night, and rightly so, when the door girl at GoldBar dared to ask him, “How many people are in your party?” Page Six says,

He walked right up to the door girl with four other people in his crew. When she asked him how many people he was with, Diddy just called her a ‘fucking bitch’ and opened the velvet rope and let himself through.”

Wow, why’d you ask him that you asshat. Don’t you know Diddy is too important to be bothered with questions that require a monosyllabic response? Why are you even working in the food industry. Get your head in the game. Maybe you’d be better as a housewife. Who am I kidding? You’d probably mess that up too. How many eggs do I want? Are you trying to piss me off?

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letsbereal
letsbereal
12 years ago

well maybe if the fucking bitch just opened her eyes and used her brain she could SEE how many! duh!!

shankyouverymuch
shankyouverymuch
12 years ago

The gorilla, the largest of the living primates, is a ground-dwelling omnivore that inhabits the forests of Africa. Gorillas are divided into two species and (still under debate as of 2007) either four or five subspecies. Its DNA is 97%-98% identical to that of a human,[3][4] and is the next closest living relative to humans after the two chimpanzee species.

kate binns
kate binns
12 years ago

Sean Diddy=P.R.I.C.K.
shankyouverymuch- racist undertones much? I say this, because, I thought about what someone like you would say about justin timberlake who is equally douchebaggy as Diddy, and gorilla probably wouldn’t be the response. Just food for thought, swimming around in the trenches

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