When Tom Brady ordered baby clothes for his and Bridget Moynahan’s baby girl, a separate $1,000 gift basket from current girlfriend Gisele Bundchen accompanied it. Included in Gisele’s order from Petit Tresor was a “onesie” with “supermodel” written across it.
A reminder of who your ex-boyfriend / father of your baby left you for is always a good gift. I think Gisele’s next gift should be naked pictures of herself made into a mobile. And in each picture will be a big, red circle around her abs. Also, in capital letters up top it should read, “Ha ha. Fuck you,” with little hearts around it. Because babies like cute stuff and little hearts are the cutest.
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