Guy Ritchie enjoys the Purple Penetrator

Guy Ritchie loves anal

Madonna doesn’t want you to forget about her. She also doesn’t want husband Guy Ritchie to grow testicles. That’s why she walked out of London’s Claridge’s Hotel carrying a strap-on in a see-through bag for anyone to see. The “toy” is called a Purple Penetrator and I assume its purpose is to penetrate any orifice no matter how loose or tight.

It must suck to be Guy Ritchie. Now the whole world knows he likes to have things shoved up his ass. Whenever he walks down the street now, he’ll have to deal with random kids trying to force traffic cones into his anus. How very inconvenient. Guy should totally hook up with Chris Crocker.

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  • Mihaela Radu

    No wonder her behavior is as it is. Shes one of the biggest musical thieves ever.

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