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Guy Ritchie enjoys the Purple Penetrator

Guy Ritchie loves anal

Madonna doesn’t want you to forget about her. She also doesn’t want husband Guy Ritchie to grow testicles. That’s why she walked out of London’s Claridge’s Hotel carrying a strap-on in a see-through bag for anyone to see. The “toy” is called a Purple Penetrator and I assume its purpose is to penetrate any orifice no matter how loose or tight.

It must suck to be Guy Ritchie. Now the whole world knows he likes to have things shoved up his ass. Whenever he walks down the street now, he’ll have to deal with random kids trying to force traffic cones into his anus. How very inconvenient. Guy should totally hook up with Chris Crocker.

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Clay Rhoads
Clay Rhoads
13 years ago

Lock, Stock and One Sore Asshole

Meme
Meme
13 years ago

Either that or he is not enough for Madonna. Poor thing.

Clay Rhoads
Clay Rhoads
13 years ago

Victor,

Thanks, I love this site.

kim at allconsuming
13 years ago

He sure looks worn out.

But I’m not sure what is more disconcerting. That Madonna is actually (still) living out her book Sex or that she has man hands.

i am not obsessed
i am not obsessed
13 years ago

MAdonan is using this on some chick

r.a.zimmmerman
r.a.zimmmerman
13 years ago

Look at his shoes! What do you think??

S.Tyler
13 years ago

Well, Mr. Ritchie is Maddona´s husband. We must asume that he loves her music, but no, no, no, he likes Aerosmith´s music, his favorite song is “Dude looks like a Lady”

"L"
"L"
13 years ago

Well madonnas hands ARE manly, so is she
soo… he likes trannies & illegal adoptions

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