Us reports that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams split a few weeks ago.
“The relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it work but finally decided to separate. They just grew apart.”
Together Heath and Michelle formed the most boring couple in Hollywood. Between Heath’s constant sobbing and Michelle’s constant, um, sitting there and looking dopey, it’s no wonder it didn’t work out. It’s like what happened with me and my pet tiger. I wanted him to play fetch, but he just wanted to bite me all day long and that made me sad. Eventually, we grew apart so I set it free in its natural habitat. The jungle gym at the park. I expect Heath to do the same.