I have no idea who Jennifer Ellison is, but if the paparazzi are taking pictures of her, she must be semi-famous. Plus, she has a nice ass. Put two and two together and you’ll figure out these would have been up here eventually. It’s like putting spare ribs in front of Britney and asking her not to eat it or giving Lindsay Lohan a penis and asking her not to fellate it. You can’t just undo years of conditioning like that.
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