Here to break the boredom are pictures of Marisa Miller doing a photo shoot in a bikini. Her interests include standing in the freezing ocean looking seductive. My interests include staring at her standing in the freezing ocean looking seductive. Wow, we have a lot in common. Maybe we should hang out? No? Ok, I’ll just keep standing over here then. Hmm, nice weather we’re having today. What? No, of course I didn’t get rejected in my own fantasy. Don’t be silly. These are tears of joy, not sorrow.