Mary-Kate Olsen runs around naked

Mary-Kate Olsen, whose meth-head look is all the rage with kids 8-12, confesses that she doesn’t wear clothes when she’s home despite owning her own clothing line.

“I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It’s so funny. All my friends will tell you I love running around in kimonos and jewellery or naked with jewellery.”

Funny, “Ha ha” or funny, “Jesus Christ, what the hell is that running towards me. Is that a crack addict? Here, take all my money,” which isn’t really all that funny?

Mary-Kate also explains how she became a millionaire fashion icon.

“I woke up one morning and was like, ‘I want white-trash hair today.’ So I dyed it blonde”

Kinda like Paris Hilton. One morning she woke up and was like, “I want to be a slut today,” so she got dressed and went outside. If you didn’t get it, that was me calling Paris Hilton a slut. *Takes a bow*

Mary-Kate’s naked secret [The Sun Online]

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16 years ago

Hmmm… can you say ‘morning wood’?