What’s hotter than a pregnant Nicole Richie in a bikini? What. You actually looked at these? You sicko. I feel like I’m flipping through National Geographic. That or I’m watching some documentary about Bigfoot and he’s about to cross off “rape” from his list of things to do today. The only odd thing is I’ve never heard of anyone describing Bigfoot as a tattooed dweeb before. To illustrate my point, I have created this highly advanced composite of the real Bigfoot and Joel Madden. I labeled it so you wouldn’t get confused.