Britney Spears stopped at Quiznos yesterday to pee and invited a paparazzi inside to watch her. Anyone trying to make sense of Britney Spears should just stop. She acts like an attention whore, but the way she attention whores is just odd. Notice the word “whore” in attention whore? Seasoned veterans show you how its done by dancing on tabletops and letting men suck tequila out of their belly buttons. Britney makes people watch her pee. What Britney does should be called attention retarded lunaticing. It doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as nicely.