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Paris Hilton is very giving

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton remembered she was supposed to be a changed woman who isn’t just a party girl. Which is why she claims to be giving children’s charities her old shoes and clothes.

Hilton reveals, “I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I’m going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children’s hospitals. I never wear something twice.”

Oh, you’re so generous Paris. Kids are going to be so happy that they get the scraps from your life of excess. You know what else you can use once and give away? Condoms. I like to throw them at homeless people. They get so excited that they start jumping up and down screaming. It fills my heart with such joy. Anyway, good luck finding an orphan girl who can wear Paris’ shoes. Bigfoot has size 11 feet.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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