Paris Hilton wants a baby

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In an interview with Elle Magazine, 26-year-old socialite and professional retard Paris Hilton wants a baby by next year and is committed to getting her body ready for the event. Probably by scraping the dried up semen out of her vagina. At least she’s getting pregnant for the right reasons.

A source said: “Paris told me, ‘I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it’s time for me to grow up and take responsibility – and the best way to do that is to become a mother.’ “

Paris Hilton will be as bad of a mother as Britney Spears. Have you ever seen a 6 month old dress like a whore and flash her vagina? Well you’re about to if Paris has a kid. But, let’s look at this realistically. Paris doesn’t follow through on anything she puts her mind to. She wanted to build some sort of halfway shelter for recently released inmates. The closest she came to doing that was getting a haircut. 3 months after the baby is born, Paris Hilton will be bored with it and drop it off at the Salvation Army and then tell social services it “ran away. Just like my chihuahua. Probably got hit by a car or something.”

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  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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