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Paris Hilton will not ruin four lives

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has denied reports that she will adopt four blond babies in an attempt to form her own Aryan army. When People asked her about it, Paris responded,

“That’s retarded. No, I’m not.”

Paris went on to say she’d rather have her own children. Upon hearing this, a piercing shriek emanated from her uterus. That’s right. Her unborn baby is already trying to kill itself. Based on genetics alone, I expect it to fail spectacularly. It’s probably going to come out missing an eye because it was trying to stab its brain with its finger.

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  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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