Terrence Howard loves bubble butts

Terrence Howard, who loves dating women who look like him, was spotted at Tenjune and then Butter making out with Kim Kardashian, who’s supposedly dating Reggie Bush, and rubbing her big ass like it was Buddah’s belly.

“They were all over each other,” snitched the onlooker. “She was sitting on his lap and he was rubbing her butt.” A rep for Howard declined to comment.

I hear that a genie pops out of Kim’s ass and grants you three sexy wishes if you rub it. It’s true. I heard it from the cousin of a friend who overheard a girl talking to a waitress who served Kim Kardashian a cocktail. Shoot. I’m not supposed to divulge my sources.