The Brady Bunch sisters are lesbian

Marcia and Jan Brady

Maureen McCormick, best known as Marcia Brady from The Brady Bunch, reveals in her new book that she and co-star Eve Plumb, Jan Brady, built up a romance on set which led to some sexual escapades backstage.

“The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It’s bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show.”

This would have been hotter back in the day. Now it’s kind of awkward. Sort of like watching 70’s porn or like when your grandma tells you about her “sexual hijinks” with your grandpa. In unrelated news, you can’t knock yourself out by running into drywall. You just go through it. You gotta find a brick wall and you have to run head first.

  • Help Me Rhonda

    That’s not Eve Plumb. That’s the actress that played Jan in the remake.

  • See what happens when I get really lazy?

  • NonWoot

    “It’s bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show.” LMAO NOONE is ever who they seem to be. haha

  • Crush on Carol

    I guess this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”

  • tomi

    this would be the best news if it were true. but i guess her publishers denied that her book contains such a story.


  • Nick

    that is brilliant! I can’t believe I did;nt;t think of it first [email protected]!!

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