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Tom Cruise angered by a fart

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Tom Cruise was recently granted permission by the German government to film Valkyrie in Berlin only if Germany was portrayed in a positive light. Thrilled, Tom decided that they should take a moment of silence to honor the anti-Nazi heroes. However, the silence was broken when a soon to be fired crew member let one rip.

“The film’s director Bryan Singer, the screenplay writer Christopher McQuarrie and Tom Cruise asked us all to observe a moment’s silence shortly before we started filming.”

A source on the set added to Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “Fortunately the mystery gassy man didn’t completely ruin the touching gesture.

“Quite rightly, Tom is furious. We were filming at the Bendler Block in Germany where the anti-Nazis were executed.”

I think people should fart at inopportune moments more often. It’ll lighten the mood. During your friend’s wedding vows? Fart. At a funeral? Fart. Job interview? Fart. Doctor says you have cancer? Fart. Police are questioning you about all that blood in your trunk? Fart. In an elevator? Silent, but deadly fart.

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Apres Ski

How does one control natural gas? It’s very hard and it erupts at the wrong time. There is no control. If there is something that will control a person’s ‘natural’ gas, then it should be advertised IMMEDIATELY!!!

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I understand that Mr. Cruise is so upset he intends to discover the identity of the “mystery farter” and fire them. I was listening to the radio on the way into work when I heard this moronity (word? It is now!), laughed so hard I became hysterical and started to cry. “The silence was filmed and now Cruise and the producers will go through the footage to identify the culprit, who is likely to be fired.” How obsessive is this? How many times will Cruise have to go over this footage and listen to the whoopi before he find “the… Read more »

Madame guillotine
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Again Tom shows his lack of reality. He really needs to lighten up. He is so afraid of being mocked, it’s easy to mock him. It’s like the water gun thing. Please! grow a sense of humour, Tom!

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Shmoo

Haha. Would loved to have seen Führer Tom catching a whiff of that one…

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Madame guillotine

Tom, he looks like ze ‘fearless leader’ of Bullwinkle and Rocky fame, no?

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