Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will appear in court together for the first time for a progress report hearing. Judge Scott Gordon will be hearing from various custody experts, but is unlikely to reinstate the 50/50 custody Spears and Federline had before he stripped it from Britney. People says,
“At best, she may get unmonitored visits and more overnight privileges,” says family law attorney Scott Weston, who’s not involved with either party. “This case is still in the early stages and could go on for months.”
A lot of names will be thrown around. Fat, stupid, lazy, drunk, retarded, unfit. However, unlike Commissioner Scott Gordon, it is unknown what insults Kevin will sling at Britney. One thing is for sure though, Scott Gordon has decided to sprinkle much of the hearing with the words “cookie dough” and “frappucino” to ensure he receives Britney’s full undivided attention.
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