Britney injects lips, runs over TMZ’s foot

Britney Spears ran over a TMZ cameraman’s foot yesterday as she was attempting to exit a Beverley Hills medical center while covering her newly injected lips. TMZ said Britney was shocked when she realized what happened, but I think they’re confusing shock with “doesn’t give a s**t” because she just yelled something and continued to hide her lips while she drove away. She could have easily been laughing and no one would have known.

Here’s what needs to happen. The city needs to outfit Britney with one of those devices that start beeping whenever she moves like the ones on those big trucks. That way, whenever Britney starts walking, you’ll hear, “beep, beep, beep,” and maybe they can also have a verbal warning like, “Warning! Fatty is mobile. Fatty is mobile. Code Red. Hide your fries.” I’m not sure what we can do once she gets into her car, though. Driving lessons perhaps?

Here’s Britney pigging out at Sharky’s with her new, now grease stained, lips.

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Capt. Cornhole
Capt. Cornhole
16 years ago

Capt Cornhole says: It serves that Pap right for getting too close to her car! Her hit and run….was as much her fault as the pap’s following her. This little chitlin bearing tramp is only firing on 1 cylinder any-how. Toss in a constant parade of camera toting MexiCAN’s it’s no wonder the doppey Ho can’t tell if she’s coming or going. and lastly. I would love to feel her freshly injected plump lips wrapped around the shaft of my corndog. Her making that painful MRRGGRUMMPPHH sound with each slobbering stroke up and down my rod. Ahh but her reward…my… Read more »

16 years ago

If I got photographed every time I ate, I wouldn’t eat in public. How embarrassing.