Pictured above: A distraught Britney moments after Judge Scott Gordon ordered her to turn Sean Preston and Jayden James over to K-Fed. Behind that smile is a sadness and a couple Reese’s Pieces. How could you Judge Scott Gordon? Look at what you’ve done to this poor mother. I hear she can barely lift a donut to her mouth. You monster!
She’s all “Thank Gawd you finally took them Mistakes from me! I wondered how many times I HAD to f**k up b/f you finally did! Now I don’t have to admit that I wanted to get rid of them long agoo – they were interfurring with ma lurve of partyin’ and snortin’ stuff…”
Add some chains, a chair and a basement to that last pic and get her to yell out “Baby Ruth!”…..ahh you know what I’m talking about