Britney Spears goes to jail

At around 9 p.m. Monday night, Britney Spears walked into a Los Angeles police station and turned herself in for a hit-and-run that occurred back in August. She left 45 minutes later after being fingerprinted and photographed.

Spears, 25, was wearing large designer sunglasses and a black turtleneck dress and jacket. As she left the station, she told KCAL-TV that all went smoothly. “They were nice,” she said of police. She told the station she was wearing the sunglasses because she had pinkeye.

According to Britney’s booking sheet, she’s 5’5” and 125 lbs. 125? Maybe in Britney land where roses are lollipops and her fingers taste like taquitos. She’s got to weigh more than that. One of her thighs is at least 60 lbs. Have you seen them? When she went to Disney World, the little kids thought there was a baby T. Rex running loose. The only way you could tell it was Britney was because her prey was the snow cone guy.

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Yuri Izagawa
16 years ago

Why do they treat pop stars in US so crazy. Are they really that bad people? Already there is POLL about Guilty or Not Guilty Britney! I put link in my name – I say not guilty – PRESS is guilty!

Capt. Cornhole
Capt. Cornhole
16 years ago

The Capt is getting his freak on just looking at those sloppy knockers!

16 years ago

what a pity!

she makes me sad