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Britney Spears’ vagina makes another appearance

I’m Britney’s vagina. You may remember me from such photos as, “Britney Spears gets out of a car with no panties,” and… that’s pretty much it. Well, here I am again. Uncovered and bare for the second or third time. I’ve lost count. I just wanted to say hi. “Hi!” I know I’ve put on a little weight since the last time you saw me, but that’s what happens when the tubby mess I’m attached to insists on eating fried gummi bears for breakfast. Sigh, I wish I could detach myself, crawl in a corner and die. I guess smelling like death is the next best thing. *Sniff* Or not. Oh, it looks like her legs are finally closing, thank god. I thought I was going to catch a cold. Bye y’all.

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Earl
Earl
13 years ago

??? I’ve got no prob looking at any gals vagina! I love it. Hell if they shove it in my face I’ll eat it. However: I hate to be so sypathetic, but this girl needs a hug! She needs a ton of self-esteem. She needs to move a 1000 miles from LA. Move to Idaho or Montana and get her act together. Girls that did this sort of thing when I was younger (10-15) were begging for attention. But it turned out they had some serious problems. Some people need rehab to bust the drug and drink problems. She requires… Read more »

K
K
13 years ago

There was a time…

RL
RL
13 years ago

oookaaaaay

that was a stupid thing to do

Ew.
Ew.
13 years ago

Why can’t she just wear underwear…???

Joethehobo
Joethehobo
10 years ago

ive got no problem looking at any ones vingina.if they did i would suck it

Lprd2007
Lprd2007
10 years ago

i don’t see no pussy here!!

Russell Ariola
Russell Ariola
9 years ago

must be so broke she cant afford any undies eh?!

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