Due to a court order, Britney Spears applied for a job as a bartender at the Cameo Bar located in the Vicery Hotel in Santa Monica, CA.
Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.
We’re told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did — then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel’s “Cameo Bar.”
Becoming a bartender is part of her plan to get her kids back? That’s almost as ingenious as the one the pedophile had about becoming a gym coach. For some reason, it didn’t work out so well, but I have high hopes for Britney. She’s super smart.
Britney might as well just start feeding her kids rum and cokes and using them as bowling balls for those pesky seven-ten splits. Maybe kick them a little everyday to make sure sneaky social services didn’t replace them with fake kids again.
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