Diana Ross probably thought she was going to a Halloween party when she attended the launch of Tiffany’s Blue Book in New York on Saturday. This is horrid. She looks like a cheap hooker. Even the clowns at Ringling Bros. would say this is too much. I bet this is a cruel joke by her makeup artist. “Oh, sure you look beautiful. You’re gonna kill it Diana. You go girl!” In unrelated news, I’m out of a job and I don’t think I can put “makeup artist” on my resume anymore.
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